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by Jazz Thrash Assassin

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Mr.Bungle-influenced 7-piece Jazz Thrash Assassin are a collision of styles. Unashamedly crude and yet at times totally refined, JTA synthesise the musical irreverence of Frank Zappa, the scope of Secret Chiefs 3 and the frontal assault of The Dillinger Escape plan.

Delivering their self-styled ‘Eclecticore’, the band are a true spectacle to see live, and have appeared dressed in PE kits, corsets, bee-keepers attire, as Gingerbread men and covered in blood.

‘Eclecticore’ is their debut EP and remains a testament to their sound and energy varying from the ska-pop-nonsense of ‘The Beast with a Zillion Eyes’, to the jazz-infected ‘Noise!’, the funky-sleazy ‘Black Boots’ and the balls-out brutality of ‘Buttcheeks (AKA Bad Dad)’.

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released March 1, 2007

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Track Name: The Beast with a Zillion Eyes
The beast with a zillion eyes loves to look at ladies in the shower
The beast with a zillion eyes loves to eat our loved ones in the road

The beast was born very big
An amazing 6 foot 3
His eyes and his body just grew and grew
Like something I’ve never seen…

Ooh ooh
Come run with me
Ooh ooh
Let’s hide from that bastard beast
Ooh ooh
We’ll fuck in a tree
Ooh ooh
Fear the beast with a zillion eyes

Maybe he’s got one eye too many?
He sees you, anywhere you go
He’ll eat you - if you stand around watching
The children lying dead in the road

The beast with a zillion eyes
Loves to squash you in his teeth for hours
The beast with a zillion eyes
Loves to eat our loved ones in the road

The beast fell in love
With a gypsy lady
Who was only 5 foot 3
Size difference weren’t the problem
It was the people he was gobbling
So he ended his killing spree

He ended his killing spree
To make love to a gypsy

Maybe he’s got one eye too many?
He sees you, anywhere you go
He’ll eat you - if you stand around watching
The children lying dead in the road

Ooh ooh
The beast loves gypsies
Ooh ooh
No need to hide from that bastard beast
Ooh ooh
Let’s dance on the street!
Ooh ooh
Don’t fear the beast with a zillion eyes
Track Name: Buttcheeks (Bad Dad)
It’s not funny anymore…

You know what you fucking want
Everybody else is dead

I said to my son the other day I said
“Shut your fucking face!”
I said “It’s nice to meet you son…it’s a pleasure”

When your fucking dry...

I’m such a fucked up dad
You know it’s fucking sad
You know…I’m sad
You know I’m bad

You know what you fucking want
Everybody else is dead!!!
Track Name: Black Boots
Low down, getting dirty on the ground
Go down! Gonna make a dirty sound

You look so sexy in your black boots baby
I wanna touch you in your poop-shoot honey
Those boots weren’t made for walking!
They make me feel like stalking you

You! You set my pants on fire!
Turn it around now
You! You set my pants on fire!
Turn it around

You… You…
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off

Hope I don’t sound too corny
But you make me so horny
Hope I don’t sound too cheesy
But you just look so sleazy

Low down, getting dirty on the ground
Go down! Gonna make a dirty sound

You look so sexy in your black boots baby
I wanna touch you in your poop-shoot honey
Those boots weren’t made for walking!
They make me feel like stalking you

You! You set my pants on fire!
Turn it around now
You! You set my pants on fire!
Turn it around now

You… You…
Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off

Wow!
Your turning out of view,
It's what I wanna do,
Your turning out of view
It's what I wanna do...

You look so sexy in your black boots baby
I wanna touch you in your poop-shoot honey
Those boots weren’t made for walking!
They make me feel like stalking you

You! You set my pants on fire!
Turn it around now
You! You set my pants on fire!
Turn it around now
Track Name: Noise!
Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise!

Quiet…quiet…

Slow Noise!

Fast noise, Fast noise, fast noise, fast noise, fast noise

Slow Noise!

Mellow

Bellow

Marshmallow

Marti Pello

“Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise”

This is the end!