Eclecticore

by Jazz Thrash Assassin

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    Debut EP from Jazz Thrash Assassin includes The Beast with a Zillion Eyes, Noise!, Buttcheeks (AKA Bad Dad) and Black Boots.

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1.
The beast with a zillion eyes loves to look at ladies in the shower The beast with a zillion eyes loves to eat our loved ones in the road The beast was born very big An amazing 6 foot 3 His eyes and his body just grew and grew Like something I’ve never seen… Ooh ooh Come run with me Ooh ooh Let’s hide from that bastard beast Ooh ooh We’ll fuck in a tree Ooh ooh Fear the beast with a zillion eyes Maybe he’s got one eye too many? He sees you, anywhere you go He’ll eat you - if you stand around watching The children lying dead in the road The beast with a zillion eyes Loves to squash you in his teeth for hours The beast with a zillion eyes Loves to eat our loved ones in the road The beast fell in love With a gypsy lady Who was only 5 foot 3 Size difference weren’t the problem It was the people he was gobbling So he ended his killing spree He ended his killing spree To make love to a gypsy Maybe he’s got one eye too many? He sees you, anywhere you go He’ll eat you - if you stand around watching The children lying dead in the road Ooh ooh The beast loves gypsies Ooh ooh No need to hide from that bastard beast Ooh ooh Let’s dance on the street! Ooh ooh Don’t fear the beast with a zillion eyes
2.
It’s not funny anymore… You know what you fucking want Everybody else is dead I said to my son the other day I said “Shut your fucking face!” I said “It’s nice to meet you son…it’s a pleasure” When your fucking dry... I’m such a fucked up dad You know it’s fucking sad You know…I’m sad You know I’m bad You know what you fucking want Everybody else is dead!!!
3.
03:22
Low down, getting dirty on the ground Go down! Gonna make a dirty sound You look so sexy in your black boots baby I wanna touch you in your poop-shoot honey Those boots weren’t made for walking! They make me feel like stalking you You! You set my pants on fire! Turn it around now You! You set my pants on fire! Turn it around You… You… Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off Hope I don’t sound too corny But you make me so horny Hope I don’t sound too cheesy But you just look so sleazy Low down, getting dirty on the ground Go down! Gonna make a dirty sound You look so sexy in your black boots baby I wanna touch you in your poop-shoot honey Those boots weren’t made for walking! They make me feel like stalking you You! You set my pants on fire! Turn it around now You! You set my pants on fire! Turn it around now You… You… Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off Wow! Your turning out of view, It's what I wanna do, Your turning out of view It's what I wanna do... You look so sexy in your black boots baby I wanna touch you in your poop-shoot honey Those boots weren’t made for walking! They make me feel like stalking you You! You set my pants on fire! Turn it around now You! You set my pants on fire! Turn it around now
4.
03:00
Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise! Quiet…quiet… Slow Noise! Fast noise, Fast noise, fast noise, fast noise, fast noise Slow Noise! Mellow Bellow Marshmallow Marti Pello “Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise” This is the end!

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Mr.Bungle-influenced 7-piece Jazz Thrash Assassin are a collision of styles. Unashamedly crude and yet at times totally refined, JTA synthesise the musical irreverence of Frank Zappa, the scope of Secret Chiefs 3 and the frontal assault of The Dillinger Escape plan.

Delivering their self-styled ‘Eclecticore’, the band are a true spectacle to see live, and have appeared dressed in PE kits, corsets, bee-keepers attire, as Gingerbread men and covered in blood.

‘Eclecticore’ is their debut EP and remains a testament to their sound and energy varying from the ska-pop-nonsense of ‘The Beast with a Zillion Eyes’, to the jazz-infected ‘Noise!’, the funky-sleazy ‘Black Boots’ and the balls-out brutality of ‘Buttcheeks (AKA Bad Dad)’.

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released March 1, 2007

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